My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

I know a lot of you in the Mythology %26amp; Folklore section are knowledgeable. So I ask of you... Please help me stop this Leprechaun before it destroys my neighbourhood! I am so frustrated. No one will beleive me. Not even my parents. The first time I saw this little Leprechaun was about the 2 months ago when I first moved into my neighbourhood. He stands about 4 foot tall and has a childlike appearance. He has blonde hair and a slightly tanned skin tone. His clothes are similar to human clothes but are often bring in color. He has infiltrated the house next to me. My neighbours don't seem to notice him. I have been following this leprechaun for awhile now. He goes to the local school and is undetected. I tried following him inside, but the teachers told me to get out or they would call the police. I saw him play kickball with a bunch of kids and I pushed him down and started punching him. I screamed "I got him!" But the kids around me were terrified. The cops arrested me and accused...

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Show him your boobies. It would stop me in my tracks...

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

try therapy...

...and meds.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Who you gonna call?

O'Busters....

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

fisrt of all you have to think like them and if you can see him then you are privialged to see him. you have to try and find where he has his pot of gold and to try and get him and ask him why he is doing this. good luck . luck of the irish to you.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Leprechaun are irish fairies and nothing of this would. Unless you still believe in that and still set your tooth underneath your pilow and hope 'the tooth fairy' to replace it with money.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

i would like to try some of what you are smoking.

try setting a trap of lucky charms and see if he bites !

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Now see, you've tripped yourself up! I never stated that knowledge of a certain show made me MORE intelligent, rather that the lack of said knowledge makes it rather obvious that you are far from the omniscient uber-mortal that you are trying to portray yourself as.

BTW Leprechauns are traditionally faerie shoe makers, throw him an awl, a last and some cowhide and that will keep him too busy to bother you. Preferably red, so he will think he's to shoe the Sidhe Queen.

I see he's already made you an absolutely gorgeous pair of pastel mint kitten heels. Smashing! Must be hard to run in though....

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

lure him to the "cage" with Lucky Charms cereal. Works all the time for me.

Damn little green bastid's!!!

Don't forget to put aluminum foil on all the windows of your house, or he'll be able to read your mind and e-mail.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

umm..he isn't a leprochaun he is a kid.leprachauns stand only 1-2 feet tall.you need medication and more knowledge of these things b4 you jump to conclusions.if that kid is a leprachaun then i'm the skinniest hobbit on earth.(i'm only 4' 10")

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

There are three leprechauns sitting on a tree outside my trailer. They want my possum and i am NOT giving in. I will have sex with the shorter one though. Hes kinda cute with his red eyes.

Your milaege may vary

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Prop a cardboard box open with a twig. Tie a string to the twig. Pour a bowl of lucky charms and place it under the box.( if you don't have lucky charms try a dirty shoe and some shoe polish leprechauns can't pass a dirty shoe). When he is drawn to the bait pull the string. Now that you have him trapped call up the united council of Irish fairy's they will come in and open up a can of whopazz on that friggin leprechaun!

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

You must read the book The Blue Girl by Charles De Lint! and while youre reading it, set a trap for the lil wanker! leprechauns need to be lured in themselves... you shouldnt assault one like that! they will be pretty sneaky! and the book should clear things up while youre waiting. ps leprechauns love caramel, so just fyi for the trap! good luck!

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

I know a leprechaun. His name is Lester, and a lot of folks call him The Little Green Dude. He is the last one of his kind left in these parts. Leprechauns like to live near beaver dams, and the farmers use dynamite to destroy those, in order to protect their crops. Unfortunately, sometimes we destroy nature in an effort to protect it. While Lester is a little on the mischeivious side, he is not mean. I keep plenty of Busch beer around for him. He used to demand the high dollar stuff, but hey . . . I can only do so much. As long as he has a 30 pack, Lester is easy to get along with. You might try using beer to tame your little green dude.

BTW, forget the pot of gold. Just a myth.

One more thing . . . leprechauns love flirts, but watch out for their lucky charms!

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Dear miss Brandinono, it is my worst concern that you may not be able to hear my answers or solutions now that you have been arrested, but however, the only truth that i can tell you, is that you must not stop pursueing whatever you believe is right. I, myself, also have encountered some disasters around this little creature known as Leprechaun. Anyhow, i have been quite terribly disappointed by the actions the goverment took towards this matter and also the solutions they decided to come up with. NO LEPRECHAUNS WHATSOEVER! that is propaganda! that is what they want YOU to believe. What they want us to believe! Screw this goverment, and you and i shall go fishing in fantasyland with Dorothy! what you up to this friday?

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Find a girl leprechaun or if your's is a gay, another boy leprechaun.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Give him back his Lucky Charms

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

It sounds like according to your situation the leprechaun isn't causing the mischief. If he's just hanging out with people that's harmless. It sounds like you're the one creating all of the havoc. Just because you see the Leprechaun doesn't mean you have to get involved in his business, let him play with other kids if he wants too. If he was playing kickball, why did you push him down?! Next time you see him just look and keep going on about your business. You can never tell Fairies and the like what to do, they do what they need to do. And by the way Leprechauns are not harmful or dangerous, they are usually spreading around much needed luck in this world.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

i think you just have a really mean little midget in your neighborhood. but if its a real lephrachaun, capture him and he will grant you a wish

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Seriously the next time you see this leprechaun get a snapshot of him. If according to you his foto shows a lep, show it to a couple of friends. If they agree with you, go and report the case to the FBI ( X files directorate ); however if it is only you who discern the foto as that of a leprechaun, I suggest you go to a shrink.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

the police will only believe a psychiatrist

so I suggest you go to a local mental health professional and tell him your story.

there is a special place were the leprechauns can't get you and I am sure they will be happy to send you there

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

At dawn stand naked in the garden and gently pour Guinness over your shoulders letting it trickle gently down your body - this will have no effect whatsoever on the leprechaun but there will be a queue of strong Irish men who will more than willing to help you.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

i just don't know where your mind is at. you must be freigen troptastical. you know who to call. get Okra on this f'loser. prolly M4v1s. y0u kno Okra the shizzle.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

HEY!!, show some respect for a rare and beautiful creature.

Once you have done this, shoot the little F*cker, its the only way of getting rid of them.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

LMAO! Just give him back his gold and dancing shoes.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Considering the amount of disturbing mythical creatures you seem to live close to, I take it you're a neighbor of my inlaws.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Tell him he can have a lot more fun in Huntsville..is the most haunted city in the US.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Call in the penguin army. Lord Fluffy McFeathersorg (the penguin general) has dealt with stuff like this before and should know what to do.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

He sounds like a dead ringer for my Mom.

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Lie in wait and when the next full Moon peeks through the clouds and when your Lycanthropy kicks in...rip his green intestines out, and remember dear, do not play with your food and to clean up after yourself and don't wolf your food either!!!

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

If you steal his gold, he will be powerless

My neighbourhood is being ravaged by a Leprechaun. How do I stop him?

Just when I answered your last insane question, I thought you couldn't ask anything dumber. You proved me wrong. Nevermind on having too much time on your hands, quit drinking the bong water.